How do I join you?

You need to send one passport-sized photograph to... JOIN ME, PO BOX 33561,LONDON. E3 2YW. ENGLAND. And then you're in!

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How often do you recieve passport-sized photos from new Joinees nowadays?

Every single day, without exception - now from all over the world, which is very exciting. I get between 6 and 12 on a normal day. Each of them is most welcome.

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What's the question you'd most like to be asked in this section?

Not that one.

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What was the oddest conspiracy you looked into?

It wasn't one we covered in the shows, but apparently Paul McCartney actually died in 1969 and was replaced by a man who'd won a Paul McCartney Lookalike competition, so that The Beatles could continue their world domination. I am not certain if this is true.

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How can I contact you?

Through this site, through the Join Me site, or leave a message on one of the forums. But it shouldn't be too hard to work out my e-mail address...

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What Inspires you to do all these weird and wonderful things that we all love? (apart from drunken bets with the obvious people - and of course being a writer/comedian!?)

Beer, boredom... or - most of all - other people. Both the Join Me and Yes Man adventures have come about as a result of something someone else did, or something someone else said. What happened afterwards can be put down to a pleasant optimism or a stubborn determination.

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